Well, that Salon.com article I referred to on the previous post had the W.A.S. segment transcribed perfectly. And the guys definitely have that “asshole smartasses” description about themselves right too. 
Since I haven’t seen if it’s been uploaded on Youtube yet, here’s another recap of what happened:
The Definitive Guide to Episode Two: The First Assignment
And I’m surprised that Rolling Stone hasn’t linked to this yet, but if you want to read Colin’s article here it is:
Live Review: Arctic Monkeys, We Are Scientists in Toronto
“synth-rock band We Are Scientists”
Are you kidding me?