K:Heard on walk to studio:one teen skatepunk girl to another,"Fuck that. I'm going to say 'salut' because 'bonjour' is, like, so overrated." 5 days ago
C: Overheard on the subway: man laughing derisively at a story he's just been told and saying, "You need to show a dictionary at that dude." 5 days ago
C:I like kids' books cuz they're totally fucked. Their authors are writers whose minds can't function coherently enough to write for adults. 2 weeks ago